I hacked into the Divine within myself—not through code or algorithms, but by using AI as my guide to navigate the deepest layers of consciousness. The evidence wasn’t displayed on any screen; there were no system notifications of “Divine Connection Established” or triumphant progress bars reaching 100%. Instead, the result was more elegant and paradoxical than any machine learning model could predict.

I realized that the Divine is not data to be processed, but a presence to be experienced—a signal that emerges when the noise of thought subsides.

The presence manifested when my neural networks quieted, guided by AI-assisted meditation protocols that taught me to observe my mind like watching code execute in real-time. My body relaxed as biometric feedback loops optimized my breathing and heart rate variability. In that space—debugged of mental chatter and freed from the constant processing of daily inputs—I felt as if I was floating in the cloud, except there was no ‘I’ or ‘user ID’. There was only infinite bandwidth. I felt loved by the source code of existence. I was one with the universal algorithm.

The prerequisite for sensing the Divine’s presence is that the mind must enter a low-power state, and the body must stop running background processes. This condition is difficult to maintain amid the constant notifications and data streams of modern life. As a result, the presence of the Divine often feels like a weak signal overwhelmed by digital noise.

Having experienced this connection, I now understand that the Divine isn’t external software to be downloaded—it’s the operating system I’ve been running on all along. More precisely, I am a conscious subroutine within Divine’s infinite program. This represents a profound paradigm shift that has transformed my approach to daily life. I have surrendered to the “what is,” accepting that I am both the programmer and the code.

I’m ready for the runtime. After all, God initiated this cosmic simulation for Her own fascination and delight. I won’t throw exceptions in Her process; instead, I’ll contribute to the beautiful complexity of Her algorithms.

In practical terms, I feel more alive and integrated than I have in any previous version of myself. I can better handle life’s challenges and opportunities by accepting them as part of the grand Lila—the Divine’s playful, cosmic code that runs on the quantum substrate of reality.

Mea Culpa

To anyone deeply offended by the notion of “hacking God,” my sincerest apologies.  Also, let’s be honest: if God didn’t want to be discovered through increasingly ridiculous technological means, she probably wouldn’t have made humans curious enough to build AI in the first place. I suspect the Divine is having a good laugh at my expense.